An Ode to the Baby Wipe

Oh Wipe, how do I use thee. Let me count the ways…

Hinies so clean, oh how you make them beam.

Faces and hands clear in  flash, nothing to wash, just throw in the trash.

But oh so much more, you assist in cleaning the floor.

With nary a rip, you helped wipe up that unmentionable drip.

Glue, paint, and marker; through it all you do not falter.

Keep up the fight and stay up beat, while you help keep my children and house neat.

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2 Responses to “An Ode to the Baby Wipe”

  1. Missy Says:

    How cute and funny and true.
    Did you see the possibly related posts beneath your awesome ODE?
    Brad Pitt’s unusual love for baby wipes is one of them also something about Terrence Howard being OCD.
    What do these men know of wiping butts? Cleaning spills, unmentionable or otherwise?
    All right Brad Pitt’s got six kids so maybe he does.

  2. piratemom Says:

    Maybe Brad Pitt uses them to wipe up Angelina’s weirdness. But he obviously likes the weirdness.

    Any time I’ve seen a man handle the wipes, uncertainty is all over his face. It’s like he doesn’t believe that this simple moistened sheet can affectively do the job. Silly man. Do NOT doubt the power of the wipe!!!

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